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Fools' Day : April Fool. English : Hindi.

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN


You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..


You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.


Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...  

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Ram Navami : Marathi : Hindi.

 
Aanandaacha divas aajacha,
Nahi sukh samruddhichi kami.
Raam raajy punha yevo hich ichha mani thevuni saajri karu Raam Navami.

आनंदाचा दिवस आजचा,
नाही सुख सम्रूध्दिची कमी.
राम राज्य पून्हा येवो हिच इच्छा मनी ठेवूनी साजरी करू राम नवमी.

राम नवमी के शुभ अवसर पर हमारी हार्दिक शुभकामना.

राम लल्ला ने एकही रावण मारा, समाजमे बसे ऐसे रावणो का नाश करनेकी हम राम नवमीपर प्रतीग्या करे.

Hindu Jago. Chalo Ram Janmabhumipar Mandir Banao.

हिन्दु जागो. चलो राम जन्मभुमिपर मंदिर बनाओ.

आज आप कहिंभी हो, करिबी राम मंदिरमे रामजीके दर्शन करो.

Wafa !

Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,
koi achha b is kadar na lage,
aap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se,jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage...

Wafa karo ya na karo, wafa ki baat to karo
humara dard na samjho,
magar apne dard ki  baat to karo.

Unse sirf ek dosti ka nazarana manga tha maine,
jisme mujhe pyar aur apnapan nazar aaye,
par unhone is nazrane ko is kadar thukra diya,
jaise koi shaks apni maut ko thukrata hai..


Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko meri jaan tumne dhadakna sikha diya,
 jabse mila hai tera pyar dil ko gam mein bhi muskurana sikha diya.. 

Aapki yaado k mehek in hawao me hai,
Kuchh apnapan sa in fizao me hai.
Khushiya chume aapke kadam hardam,
Yehi sapna nigaho me hai.

Bahuth Roya tha main jab mera janam huwa aur hass rahi thi yeh duniya.
Badla lunga ek din maut k samay.Hasta hua jaunga aur royegi duniya....

Ek aur subah ja rahi hai zindagi ki.,
Ek aur din aa raha zindgi ka,
Ye mat socho k kitne lamhe hai baki zindgi k,
Ye socho k kitni zindgi hai har lamhe me...!!!

 Jab yaad aati hai muskura lete hai,
kuch pal har gam Bhula dete hai,
kaise bhig sakati hai apki palken,
apke hisse k ansu to hum baha lete hai.

Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
Har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
Na jane khuda kya saza de raha hai,
Jo aaj kal aapse mulakat nahi hoti..

 Dil ko adat si ho gai he chot khane ki,
bhigi palko ke sang muskrane ki,
kash anjam hum pehle se jaan jate,
to kosish bhi nahi karte dil lagane ki.


Clean Joke

 

A Sunday school teacher was teaching on heaven to a class of  kindergarten aged students.  
 
She asked them, "Kids if I sell my house and my car, and  give all the money to the poor, do I get to go heaven?"
 
The children in unison replied, "No."
 
She asked them again, "What if I quit my job and spend all  my time helping orphans, then do I go to heaven?"
 
The children again replied "No."
 
The teacher then asked the children, "Okay, just how do I  get to heaven?"
 
Little Tommy in the back row slipped up his hand.
 
"Yes Tommy, how do I get to heaven?" the teacher asked.
 
He replied, "You gotta be dead first!

Some More Gudhi Padwa SMS : Marathi.

Shrikhand Puri,

Reshmi Gudi,

Limba che Pan,

Nav Varsha jaao chhan. Amchya sarvanchya tarphe hardik shoobhecha.

*Happy Gudi Padwa.*

 

Naxidar kathivari Reshmi vastr,

Tyachyavar chandicha lota, ubharuni Marathi manachi GUDHI,

Sajra karuya ha Gudhipadwa!

Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha!

 

 

Swagat nav varshache.

Asha aakankshache.

Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE.

      "Happy Gudipadwa"

 

"New"day

"New"morning

"New"hopes

"New"plans

"New"success

"New"feelings

"New"joys

Wishing u & Ur family a "Happy" & wonderful "GUDI PADVA"

 

Soneri suryachi soneri kirne,

Soneri kirnancha soneri diwas..

Soneri diwasachya Soneri Shubhechha!

Gudipadvyachya Hardik Shubhechha.

 

Navin varshachya pahilya divashi visrun jau juni dukhkhe ani pahu navi sukhe karu nave sankalp swatala ani samajala samrudh karnyache.

 

Aaushya ek vina, Ana sur bhavnanche.  

Ga dhund hovun tu sangit navin varshache.

*HAPPY GUDHI PADVA *

 

 

Request to send SMS for RAM NAVAMI, MAHAVIR JAYANTI and Id - A - MILAD.

Thanks visitors for your support offered to this page. In three days about 2000 hits are received from all over world. Now I request all the visitors to submit SMS for
  1. Ram Navami.
  2. Mahavir Jayanti.
  3. Id - A - Milad.
in the comments. I will edit and post them before the events. Please see that you are sending anything which is copyright protected. Due credit will be given to the sender on this site.
 
Dinesh.

New Gudhi Padwa SMS : Marathi

Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutan Varshabhinandan "


Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila Gayi Manjul Gani
Nav varshya Aaj Shubh Dini,
Sukh Samrudhhi Nando Jeevani.
GUDDHI PADVYACHYA
ANI
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK
SHUBHECHHA



Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .


Dinesh.