SMS Garden: 2007

Happy Christmas.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. Happy Christmas.

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Friendship SMS.

A friend is sweet when its new?.but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

What is real but invisible? Ur love. What is true but unfair? Ur away from me. What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile. What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship.

Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime!

I"m happy, u know why?

Coz I"m lucky, u know why?

Coz GOD loves me, u know how?

He sent a good friend to me, u know who?

It's YOU.

Feelings R Many, but Words R few...
Clouds R dark, but Sky is blue...
Love is a paper, Life is a glue...
Everything is false... but
Friendship is True...!!

My Friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible, stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it, it'll hurt u a lot,
really a lot!

Birthday SMS

For the world, i's just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.

Before the clock strikes 12,
let me take the opportunity,
to let you know that you,
have grown a year more…
Happy birthday

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday.

Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.

With love this wish is sent your way , for a very special kind of day.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Today is your Birthday
A day to celebrate our friendship
A day to cherish our memories
A day to relive our joyous moments
A day to share our secrets
Lets cheer together for our frendship

HAPPY BIRHTDAY .

Birthday SMS.

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
Happy Birthday ...

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."

I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain , the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...

Happy birth day' wish u a day brings the best in life for u. may life lead u to great happiness and success. have a lovely birth day.

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY...

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives !

Happy Diwali!

The word "Diwali"is derived from the Sanskrit word "Deepavali", which is composed of two words - Deepa meaning Light and Avali meaning a Row. It means a row of lights and indeed illumination forms its main attraction. Diwali leads us into Truth and Light and is celebrated on Amavasya.

Happy Diwali!

Diwali is one of the most popular festivals of India and of Hindus. Diwali celebrations one of the most eagerly awaited festivals in the Indian subcontinent. It is colloquially known as the "festival of lights", for the common practice is to light small diyas (oil lamps) and place them around the home, in courtyards, verandahs, and gardens, as well as on roof-tops and outer walls. In urban areas, especially, candles are substituted for diyas; and among the nouveau riche, neon lights are made to substitute for candles.

The celebration of the festival is invariably accompanied by the exchange of sweets and the explosion of fireworks. As with other Indian festivals, Diwali signifies many different things to people across the country. In north India, Diwali celebrates Rama's homecoming, that is his return to Ayodhya after the defeat of Ravana and his coronation as king; in Gujarat, the festival honors Lakshmi, the goddess of wealth; and in Bengal, it is associated with the goddess Kali. Everywhere, it signifies the renewal of life, and accordingly it is common to wear new clothes on the day of the festival; similarly, it heralds the approach of winter and the beginning of the sowing season.

Diwali SMS

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali.

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali

Pal Pal Sunhare Fool Khile,
Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto KaSaamna,
Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se BhariRahe,
Dipawali Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna.

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati,Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar,Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI..

Is tihar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya perhamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhirahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.

Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwalileke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayihai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
" Happy Diwali"

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapkeghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aurishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

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may it washaway
all ur troubles &
keep u happy…..
"happy diwali&
a prosperous year"

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I wish All Visitors A Very Happy Diwali & Prosporous New Year.

1. Deepawali ke subh awasar pe yaad aapki aaye,
Shabd shabd jhod kar deta tumhe badhai.

Diwali Mubarak.

2. Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai,
Andhere se ujaale ki aur barkaraar hai,
Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne ke liye taiyaar hai,
Lekin jo saavdhani rakhe, wahi samajhdaar hai.
Koi waqt ka toh koi khusiyon kaa talabgaar hai.
Nazre bhicha kar baitha hai, bas aane ka intezaar hai
Aa jaaye toh paalo isse,
Phir naa kehnaa agle saal kaa intezaar hai.

3. Apako asshirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hai is dil se.

"HAPPY DIWALI"

4. Aaj se aap ke yahan,
Dhaan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
Sankatto ka nash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho,
Unnati ka saar par taj ho,
Ghar mein shanti ka vas ho
"Happy Diwali"

5. Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!

6. Hearty wishes to u & ur family on d festival of lights ...
Let happiness light up and sorrows burn out.
"HAPPY DIWALI"

7. Dhanlaxmi
Dhanyalaxmi
Dhairyalaxmi
Shouryalaxmi
Vidyalaxmi
Karyalaxmi
Vijyalaxmi
Rajlaxmi
may these 8LAXMI shower their blessings on u & ur fmly
'HAPPY DIWALI'

8. Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

9. Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

10. With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

11. "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

12. Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

13. Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

14. Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

15. Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali

16. May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali

17. Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

18. I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

19. Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha.. .
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

20. Light ur life with the brightness of love and peace.
Happy Diwali to ur family & u!

21. Brighten this season with your smile...
spread cheer, spread laughter.
Happy Diwali!

22. Noticed ur phone got heavier with this sms?
Thats bcoz it contains loads of love, affection and
prayers to keep u happy this Diwali.
HAPPY DIWALI.

23. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

24. Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

25. Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

26. Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

27. May This Diwali be as bright as ever.

28.May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.

29. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.

30. May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.

31. May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.

32. May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

Independence Day - I

Thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day.

On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!

Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day.

Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride
& we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI."
god bless.
Jai Hind!!!

"No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect" ..Happy Independence day.

Independence Day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND

IN EVERYTHING SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD

HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD.

Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day.

It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard so dont follow others footsteps. be youself fly free i mean you are independant after all.

Hi dear wish you a very Independence Day ,Bharat Mata Ki Jai.

Mixed

Wajud nahi wo hasti kis kaam ki,

jahan dil na lage wo basti kis kaam ki,

yaad aapki aaye aur hum sms na kare,

to apni dosti kis kaam ki.

Dil ne kaha aankh se,dekha karo kam, kyun ki dekhte ho tum tadapte hain hum.

Aankh ne kaha dil se, socha karo kam kyun ki sochte ho tum rote hain hum...........

Importance of thumb

kids use it 4 chewing

iliterates use it 4 signing

winners use it 4 victory

and
my FANS use it 4 readin my msg
Oh my god....! You too?...

Feel good when somebody miss u,

Better when somebody loves u,

But it feels best when somebody never forgets u......

Eid Mubarak !

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK.

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Wishing you all the very best.
Wishing you all the very best.
By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere.
Eid Mubarak to all of you.

Hope Love and Laugher
Hope Love and Laugher,
warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

I wish you ALL a very happy
I wish you ALL a very happy and
peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.

Jash-e-amad-e-Rasool (sallahu alaihi vasallam) apko mubarak ho. Aur apko deeni duniya ki daulat rasool ke sadke ata kare. Ameen.
HAPPY EID MILAD....

MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....

Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar…
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar…
Har ghadi ho khushaal…
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shinin up bright
And blessing everyone… Her luv so tender, merciful.
Shinin down on the earth wishin us
"Happy eid"."Eid mubarak

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe…MUBARAK ho EID.

Remembering u on Eid day is a nice thing to do
Bcoz u r warmly thought of everyday the whole year through
"Happy Eid Mubarak"

May allah accept all our deeds of the holy month. Wish u a very Happy Eid.

When my arms can't reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah's peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.

Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent….
That's what we'll see on !St day of ''Eid`'
So "Happy Eid Day" before the rush start.

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Eid Mubarak.

wish u a beautiful EID let me be the first to wish u EID@MUBARAK wishing u happy eid mubarak the beauty of our relationship is love specially for u.

April Fool SMS

Try this go 2 right sms.Activate dic(t9) then hide screen wid ur hand n type 4277902774503665170329 and then read it just try…..u'll get a surpise.

Hallow I am a virus and I am entering in your brain rightnow………Sorry I will leave,because I can't find a brain.

Fool se

fool ne

foolon ki foolon ki

foolwari me fool k sath wish kiya ..

U R MOST…

BEAUTIFOOL,

WONDERFOOL,

COLORFOOL

Amongst all fools,

happy fools day ;0

A day will come… When the whole word will, CELEBRATE: YOUR NAME YOUR FAME ...

Fools' Day : April Fool. English : Hindi.

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Ram Navami : Marathi : Hindi.

Aanandaacha divas aajacha,

Nahi sukh samruddhichi kami.

Raam raajy punha yevo hich ichha mani thevuni saajri karu Raam Navami.

आनंदाचा दिवस आजचा,

नाही सुख सम्रूध्दिची कमी.

राम राज्य पून्हा येवो हिच इच्छा मनी ठेवूनी साजरी करू राम नवमी.

राम नवमी के शुभ अवसर पर हमारी हार्दिक शुभकामना.

राम लल्ला ने एकही रावण मारा, समाजमे बसे ऐसे रावणो का नाश करनेकी हम राम नवमीपर प्रतीग्या करे.

Hindu Jago. Chalo Ram Janmabhumipar Mandir Banao.

हिन्दु जागो. चलो राम जन्मभुमिपर मंदिर बनाओ.

आज आप कहिंभी हो, करिबी राम मंदिरमे रामजीके दर्शन करो.

Wafa !

Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,

koi achha b is kadar na lage,

aap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se,jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage...

Wafa karo ya na karo, wafa ki baat to karo
humara dard na samjho,

magar apne dard ki baat to karo.

Unse sirf ek dosti ka nazarana manga tha maine,
jisme mujhe pyar aur apnapan nazar aaye,
par unhone is nazrane ko is kadar thukra diya,
jaise koi shaks apni maut ko thukrata hai..

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko meri jaan tumne dhadakna sikha diya,

jabse mila hai tera pyar dil ko gam mein bhi muskurana sikha diya..

Aapki yaado k mehek in hawao me hai,

Kuchh apnapan sa in fizao me hai.

Khushiya chume aapke kadam hardam,

Yehi sapna nigaho me hai.

Bahuth Roya tha main jab mera janam huwa aur hass rahi thi yeh duniya.

Badla lunga ek din maut k samay.Hasta hua jaunga aur royegi duniya....

Ek aur subah ja rahi hai zindagi ki.,
Ek aur din aa raha zindgi ka,

Ye mat socho k kitne lamhe hai baki zindgi k,
Ye socho k kitni zindgi hai har lamhe me...!!!

Jab yaad aati hai muskura lete hai,

kuch pal har gam Bhula dete hai,

kaise bhig sakati hai apki palken,

apke hisse k ansu to hum baha lete hai.

Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
Har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
Na jane khuda kya saza de raha hai,
Jo aaj kal aapse mulakat nahi hoti..

Dil ko adat si ho gai he chot khane ki,

bhigi palko ke sang muskrane ki,

kash anjam hum pehle se jaan jate,

to kosish bhi nahi karte dil lagane ki.

Clean Joke

A Sunday school teacher was teaching on heaven to a class of  kindergarten aged students.

She asked them, "Kids if I sell my house and my car, and  give all the money to the poor, do I get to go heaven?"

The children in unison replied, "No."

She asked them again, "What if I quit my job and spend all  my time helping orphans, then do I go to heaven?"

The children again replied "No."

The teacher then asked the children, "Okay, just how do I  get to heaven?"

Little Tommy in the back row slipped up his hand.

"Yes Tommy, how do I get to heaven?" the teacher asked.

He replied, "You gotta be dead first!

Some More Gudhi Padwa SMS : Marathi.

Shrikhand Puri,

Reshmi Gudi,

Limba che Pan,

Nav Varsha jaao chhan. Amchya sarvanchya tarphe hardik shoobhecha.

*Happy Gudi Padwa.*

Naxidar kathivari Reshmi vastr,

Tyachyavar chandicha lota, ubharuni Marathi manachi GUDHI,

Sajra karuya ha Gudhipadwa!

Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha!

Swagat nav varshache.

Asha aakankshache.

Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE.

"Happy Gudipadwa"

"New"day

"New"morning

"New"hopes

"New"plans

"New"success

"New"feelings

"New"joys

Wishing u & Ur family a "Happy" & wonderful "GUDI PADVA"

Soneri suryachi soneri kirne,

Soneri kirnancha soneri diwas..

Soneri diwasachya Soneri Shubhechha!

Gudipadvyachya Hardik Shubhechha.

Navin varshachya pahilya divashi visrun jau juni dukhkhe ani pahu navi sukhe karu nave sankalp swatala ani samajala samrudh karnyache.

Aaushya ek vina, Ana sur bhavnanche.

Ga dhund hovun tu sangit navin varshache.

*HAPPY GUDHI PADVA *

Request to send SMS for RAM NAVAMI, MAHAVIR JAYANTI and Id - A - MILAD.

Thanks visitors for your support offered to this page. In three days about 2000 hits are received from all over world. Now I request all the visitors to submit SMS for

Ram Navami.
Mahavir Jayanti.
Id - A - Milad.

in the comments. I will edit and post them before the events. Please see that you are sending anything which is copyright protected. Due credit will be given to the sender on this site.

Dinesh.

New Gudhi Padwa SMS : Marathi

Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutan Varshabhinandan "

Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila Gayi Manjul Gani
Nav varshya Aaj Shubh Dini,
Sukh Samrudhhi Nando Jeevani.
GUDDHI PADVYACHYA
ANI
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK
SHUBHECHHA

Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .

Dinesh.

Happy Gudhi Padwa & New Year : Vinamratase !

850 + Hits in just Two days ! Wow !
So One more new year SMS for all visitors.

A Very Happy Gudhi Padwa & New Year To ALL Visitors.

Aaj se 1 din bad naya sal aayega
Bapu ne bola hai k 19 ko netwk jam hoga to apun aajhi vinamrata se wish karela hai.
Bole to SHUBH HINDU NAV VARSH shake1929 !

Dinesh
Do You Wish To Send Me A SMS ? Please write it in the COMMENT below !

गुढीपाडवा and New Year - II

Nutan Warshabhinandan ! Navin warsha aplya Ayushyat Sukh Samruddhi ani Aishwarya gheun yewo.

Marathmoli parampara apuli,marathmoli shaan.Shubecha chi karun udhalan wadhva apalya sanskruti cha maan.Happy Gudhi Padwa.

WISH U AND UR FAMILY A HAPPY GUDHI PADWA AND NEW YEAR.

Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi, khwahisho se bhara ho har pal, daman bhi chota lagne lage, itni khushiya de aapko aanewala HAR PAL. HAPPY NEW YEAR and GUDHI PADWA.

May the New year bring ever refreshing happiness, joy, success and prosperity in ur life.. Happy New year.

Hotho pe hasi, aakho me khushi, gam ka kahi nam na ho.

" NAYA SAAL " le ayega itani khushi, jiski kabhi sham na ho.

" HAPPY GUDHI PADWA & NEW YEAR "

To you and ur family.

Khushika har pal ho apke liye, Baharon ka gulista ho apke liye, kamyabi ki manjil ho apke liye

Our Naya Sal Mubark

Ho apke Liye.

Whatever is beautiful, whatever is meaningful, whatever gives U happiness, May all that be yours. Happy Gudhi Padwa and New Year.

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

A happy Gudhi Padwa and New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear, Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR and Gudhi Padwa.

Gudi Padwa and New Year - I

May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
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Hope u'll have a New Year that starts right and ends Happy!
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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY Gudi Padwa*
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My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2007
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I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY Gudi Padwa.
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I Wish in 2007
God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!
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In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.
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A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2007.
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Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2007 with God Bless.
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Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling Gudi Padwa and New Year.
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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends. God bless you through out the new Year.
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Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.
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New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2007
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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2007.
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New Year Fun SMS
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Happy New Year!!
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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New Year SMS in Hindi
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
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Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
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Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

A Joke.

Two children went into their parent's bathroom and noticed
the scale in the corner.

"Whatever you do," cautioned one child to the younger one,
"don't step on it!"

"Why not?" asked the sibling.

"Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!"

Holi SMS.

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
"Happy Holi".

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai,
Isiliye Har Dard Sehte Hai,
Kahin Aap Humse Pehle Na Wish Kar Do
Isliye 3 Din Pehle Hi Aapko
HAPPY HOLI Kehte Hai...

AAP KI YAADEN !

Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga

Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to yeh hai ki uske baad woh khud ro pade

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai,
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka,
es liye cell ko dil ke pass rakhte hai

Shayari.

jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida..
jisse dil na hona chahe juda...
jiske style hai lajavaab..
woh aap nahi hum hain janaab.......

DIL KI KITAB KA PANNA CHURA LE GAYA KOI,
AKHON SE NIND UDA LEGAYA KOI,
KISI KI YAAD ME TADAPNE KI AADAT NAHI THI MUJE,
APNI YADON SE TADPANA SIKHA GAYA KOI

na moh or na maya hai ....aaalas bas tumhi ko aaya hai...do char panne palat lo beta .....paper pitaji ne nahi banaya hai.........???

lamha-lamha waqt gujar jayega ...
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse jud jayega ....
abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se kar lo affair ...
kal kya pata kaun sa item gale pad jayega ....

Raat ankho me dhaLi palkon par jugnu aye..
Hum hawao ki tarah jakar use chuh aye..
Usne chuh kar mujhe pathar se insan kiya..
Mudhaton baad meri ankho me ansu aye......

woh kehte hain majbur hain hum ...
na chahte hue bhi door hain hum ...
churali unhone hamari dhadkane
fir bhi kehte hain bekasoor hain hum.....

labo ki hasi tere naam kar denge,
har khushi tuj per kurban kar denge,
jis din hogi koi kami meri dosti me,
jindagi ko maut ke naam kar denge

sapne to sirf sapne hote hai,
apne to fir bhi apne hote hai,
tum chaho to sapno ko apna banana
magar apno ko kabhi sapna mat banana...!!!!

saanson me teri mil jau main ...
paas itna aa jau main...
mujhse door jane vale....
tumhe kaise bhool jau main...

hum vo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hain,
hum vo hain jo dil se pyaar karte hain,
tumhara paigaam aaye na aaye,
par har ghadi tumhare sms ka intezaar karte hain...

yaro ki yari pe shak nahi karte,
jab hum bol rahe ho to bakbak nahi karte,
pareshaan karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hain,
ab hum jaag rahe hain to sms nahi karte....

khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein,
ki kisi ke dil mein hum ghar bana payenge,
par bhulana bhi aasan nahi hoga humein,
aise pal zaroor sejayenge.....

dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
har raste ka mukaam nai hota,
agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf,
kasam se koi rishta nakaam nahi hota....

Kitni Jaldi Mulakat Gujar Jati Hai.
Payas Bujti Nahi Aur Barsat Gujar Jati Hai.
Apni Yadoon Se Keh Do Is Tarah Na Aya Kare Nind Aati Nahi Aur Rat Gujar Jati Hai.

wo kahte hai majbur hai hum,
naa chahte huye bhi dur hai hum,
chura li unhone dhadkane hamari,
phir bhi kahte hai bekasur hai hum.

abhi abhi wo muskurane lage hai,
har ashk se daman bachane lage hai,
ya khuda ye lamhe jaldi naa gujre,
yahan tak aane me jamane lage hai .

Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi

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१. उडत्या पाखरांना परतीची तमा नसावी ,

नजरेत सदा नवी दिशा असावी.

घरट्यांचे काय आहे ? बांधता येईल केव्हाही ,

क्षितिजाच्याही पलीकडे झेप घेण्याची जिद्द असावी.

२. Thand hawa, dhagaal akash,

dhukyat dongar ani maticha suwas....

Garma-garam bhaji, kadak chaha, chimb bhijayla tayar raha.

Pawsachya chimb Shubecha!

3. Betwn a 1000 yestrdays & a million 2morows there is only 1 2day.& i wud nt let this friendship day pass without sayin"THANKS 4 BEING A LOVELY FRIEND" ,

4. I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings & deposited 365 days full of LOVE,FAITH,jOY & FULFILLMENT! Happy frndship's day !

5. I pray to god to give all of you Shanti Shakti Sampati Saiyam Saadgi Saralata Samridhi Swaasth Sarswati Aur Sneh.

6. Pakistan ko sharafat sikha denge HINDUSTAN ki takat dikha denge sun le mushraf hum se panga mat lena warna kashmir me to kya lahore me tiranga lehara denge!!!!

7. Breteesh destrayed avar kantry phor 150 ears. Late us destraay thare laanguvedge foryever.. Pharvard dhis 2 aal INDIANS.. JAI HIND...

8. l Have a special breakfast for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of PRAYERS. Good mornin n Enjoy !

9. Heated Gold becomes ornament,Beated Copper becomes wire,Depleted Stone becomes Statue n Tortured students become...........ENGINEERS!!

10. Patni ne bade pyar se pati ke gale me bahe dali or puchha 'kaisa lag raha hai ji'.

Pati: jaise bhagvan shankarji ke gale me nag lipta ho'.

11. A Fantastic Quote:"Forgiving Terroristis left to GOD, But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY.Jay Hind.......

12. 4 years 40 subjects 400 practicals 4000 Lectures 40000 submissions 400000 rupees. A normal human cant do it. Abnormals are called Engineers.

13. Let Gajanan pour PROSPERITY, PEACE & HAPPINESS with his 3 hands & keep all evil spirits away from you with his 4th hand. GANPATI BAPPA MORYA.

14. Bappa tumhala tyanchya pota evdha vishal anand, sonde evdhe dirgh ayushya, mushaka itki choti dukkhe Anhi priy modaka itke god kshan deo. Njoy Ganesh Festival.

15. Kal agar mein mar bhi jau, e dost mere marne ka gum na karna, aasoon bhi na bahana, Meri earthi bhi na uthana, sidhe upar chale aana...party karenge.

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